No Sex Please, We're British is a comedic play written by Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriott and first staged in London's West End in 1971

The farce surrounds an assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, who lives above his bank with his new bride, Frances. When Frances innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, whats comes back is Scandinavian pornography. The two, along with the bank's frantic chief cashier Brian Runnicles, must decide what to do with the veitable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually gifts that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the pressence of Eleanor (Peter's Mother), Mr Bromhead (his boss), Mr Needham (a visiting bank inspctor), and Vernon Paul (a police superintendent).

Peter Hunter – Steve Bold
Frances Hunter – Leanne Harvie
Eleanor Hunter – Gemma Fisher
Brian Runnicles – Ian Ward
Leslie Bromhead – Keith Hughes
Superintendent Paul – Rohit Ohri
Mr Needham – Francis Batt
Susan – Lucy English
Barbara – Gemma Hathrell
Delivery Men/TV Newscaster – Nathan Connor

Director – Steve Parkyn
Producer – Gemma Fisher
Assistant Producer – Gemma Hathrell

Stage Manager – Kirstie Harvey
Props Mistress – Heather Ashlin
Wardrobe – Gemma Fisher and Kirstie Harvey
Light and Sound – Rob Ingham
Catering Manager – Kim Kettle

The show will be staged at the end of March 2010. Exact dates to be avised in due course for Read-through, Auditions and Performances